i’m not sure what my breaking point is with this website but tumblr has been pushing it for SO damn long. is there any consensus on where we’re going if they actually drive us all away.
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
weee they are coming haha
The wraiths
whenever my program freezes
Declutter Tumblr
The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I’m sure it’ll give more options soon.
Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn’t have any. I’m EU so no Live for me).Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:
The settings I use:
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website
“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”
if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks
you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing
tumblr really has three different avenues for user feedback now (support forms, wip, and tumblr labs) and they listen to none of them. lol. lmao even
Did he really think HE is in the shining armor here?
Note1: based on cover of 74 chapter and ep 9
Note2: while watching the anime I was sure that there are a lot of AU fanfictions about tamaharu/I didn’t find any :(
Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.
man i want whatever tumblr staff is smoking bc they cannot seriously think desktop users want an experience that looks and feels like a mobile site. dumbest motherfuckers on this earth
they put guitars in it
the music
good lord there’s instrumence in here










